What? You’d like a million of them, you say? Right this way for the full instructions.
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Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
(via turtlelinni)
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
IT HAS GOTTEN SO BIG OMG
OH MY GOD HE IS HUGE
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wheelbarrow-full-of-deutschmarks:
Arthur Kirkland masturbates
Arthur Jerkland
Arthur Kirkland is a dog
Arthur Barkland
arthur kirkland is a homestuck character
arthur dirkland
Aurthur Kirland is lyke so totally random!!1!!1 xD
Aurthur Quirkland
Arthur Kirkland makes a silly face
Arthur Derpland
Arthur Kirkland is a homosexual
Arthur Kirkland
(via nuzie)
hands up if you sing duets with yourself
Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it
is this just fantasy…
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.
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Reverse graffiti
Reverse graffiti, also known as clean tagging, dust tagging, grime writing, green graffiti or clean advertising, is a method of creating temporary or semi permanent images on walls or other surfaces by removing dirt from a surface. It is often done by removing dirt/dust with the fingertip(s) from windows or other dirty surfaces, such as writing ‘wash me’ on a dirty vehicle. Others, such as artist Moose, use a cloth or a high power washer to remove dirt on a larger scale. - Source
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- my resume: one time i defeated a boss battle without dying
お掃除兵長 by
蒼わさび
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